Mal wieder was für die Lachmuskeln

[Big_Gee]

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter
than
yesterday. 8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice
and
croissants - open presents - expensive jewellery
chosen
by thoughtful partner. 9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani
bath
oil. 10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal
trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry. 12.00
Lunch
with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe. 12.45 Catch sight of
partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg. 1.00 Shopping with
friends, unlimited credit. 3.00 Nap. 4.00 Three dozen roses
delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer. 4.15 Light
work
out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who
says he
rarely gets to work on such a perfect body. 5.30 Choose
outfit
from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30
Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers. 10.00 Hot shower
(alone). 10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new,
white
linen). 11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling. 11.15
Fall
asleep in his big strong arms.


THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm. 6.15 Blow job. 6.30
Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section. 7.00
Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler 7.30 Limo
arrives. 7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport. 9.15 Flight
in
personal Lear Jet. 9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job
en-route). 9.45 Play front nine - 2 under. 11.45 Lunch - Pie,
chips
and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon. 12.15 Blow job.
12.30
Play back nine - 4 under. 2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several
Bourbons). 2.30 Fly to Cairns. 3.30 Late afternoon fishing
excursion
with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying
growlers. 4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light
tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
(bending
over.. naturally). 6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave. 7.00 Watch news:
Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised. 7.30 Dinner:
lobster
appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by
Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits. 9.00 Napoleon Brandy and
Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the
day;
Aussies beat the Kiwis by 30 points 9 ..30 Sex with three women
(all
with lesbian tendencies... some bending over). 11.00 Massage and
Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale. 11.30 A
night cap
blow job. 11.45 In bed alone. 11.50 A 22 second fart which
changes
note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room 11.51 Laugh
yourself to sleep

[Miyamoto]

Kenn ich schon auf deutsch auf englisch ist aber auch geil.

[mama67]

woher kennt ihr meinen tagesablauf?! Ansehen ? Ansehen ?

[Ronny Kohlmann]

ich entschuldige mich im vorraus:




aber

AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Ansehen ?

[Reaper`]

Ansehen ? den blow job zwischendurch nicht vergessen ^^ ... aber geil geschrieben.

[grosselusche]

woher kennt ihr meinen tagesablauf?! Ansehen ? Ansehen ?

Wahrscheinlich wurdest Du beim Training beobachtet (light workout) oder meintest Du den anderen? Ansehen ?